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Hello, there's not a pleasant thing to tell you,Cargo has just made out,I call it the weight of a moment, there are 27 kilograms，But this quality is not my final say, so you receive goods in re-weigh。Because goods doing not come out now, I estimate it weighs 20 kilograms, so that the federal to pay freight only 300 dollars. But now the weight of a full 27 kilograms, the Federal to pay the price to 500 dollars. Although before I told you, you need to pay 200 dollars in shipping to me, could be for me to pay for freight, it is estimated that I may have miscalculated, because I was considered by 20 kg, but now the weight is 27 kilograms, so I'll own took out 100 dollars freight mat. I think if you can, you could make up to repatriate 100 U.S. freight differentials do? The freight company will not give me, need my own mat. Of course,
If you do not make up for shipping difference to me, like me, will be shipped to you as originally planned, because this is my dereliction of duty, not your fault, if you are willing to repatriate the difference to me, I will be very thank you, thank you !

(还是有借用了一下金山，因为有的句子比较绕口。)

Hello, there's not a pleasant thing to tell you that just made goods out, and I said a moment, a full 27 kilograms, the weight is not my final say, you get the goods can call me for a moment. Goods do not come out, I estimate the weight is 20 kilograms, so that the Federation to pay freight only 300 U.S. dollars, and now the weight of a full 27 kilograms, the Federal to pay the price to 500 U.S. dollars, while before I told you, you pay 200 dollars Freight to me, for me to pay the freight, but I guess miscalculated, and I counted according to 20 kg, but now the weight of 27 kilograms, so I took out 100 dollars to pad their own freight, if you can, you can repatriate 100 USD fill freight differentials do? This freight company will not give back to me, to my own pads, course, if you do not make up for shipping difference to me, like me, will be shipped to you as originally planned, because this is my dereliction of duty, not your fault, If you are willing to repatriate the difference to me, I will be very thank you, thank you!

Hello, it is not pleasant tell you that the cargo has just done, I said, it took 27kg, the weight is not what I said, you receive the goods can be called. The goods were not so, I estimated Weight 20kg, the Federation to pay freight only 300 US dollars, the weight it took 27kg, the Federation to pay prices to 500 US dollars, while I say you paid 200 US freight to me that I have to pay freight, but I guess that miscalculation, I was under 20kg the now weight 27kg, so I wanted to pull out 100 US advance on freight, and if so, you can be remitted to 100 US supplement freight difference? The Shipping Company will not give me back to my own mattresses, of course, if you do not back freight difference to me, I will be based on the planned delivery to you, because this is my fault, not your fault, if you are willing to repatriate difference to me, I would like to thank you, thank you.

I'm sorry to inform you that the goods are overweight.They are expected to weigh 20 kg but now they weigh 27 kg.You can weigh them after you pick up the goods.I told you that the freight was US $300 since it was calculated based on the weight 20 kg.Although I asked you to pay US $200 to me as freight which will be paid by me,I miscalculated the fee.As now the goods weight 27 kg,I need to pay US $100 more myself as freight.Would you mind paying me that US $100?As it can't be claimed.Goods will be transported as schedule even though you don't pay me that $100,because it is my fault.It will be grateful if you can mail me back that $100.Thank you very much

im sorry to tell you that the weight of the goods, which turned out to be 27kg, is not the same as what i said. i thought it was gonna be 20kg before the result came out and the CIF went to only 300 dolars. But now is 27kg and it needs 500 dolars. what i told you is to pay me 200 dolars as freight and it was all my falt so im definitely willing to pay the addicional 100 dolars as freight. BUT, if you can have the goodness to pay me this 100 dolars i will be very very grateful because my company won't make up for the mistakes made by its employees. THANKS A LOT.

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