帮忙翻译一段话，求高手

We come now to the first floor off the east side of East. East is East Gate floor below. Next to East Gate, a small town square, called the Barbican. It's not open doorway in the city due east, but in off the corner of the city and the Urn, the south and open. If the enemy approaching East Gate, he can not easily attack the gates open, because in this corner, off the top of the garrison city and Urn will condescending, with a cross-fire killing large numbers of enemy soldiers. Even scored a barbican, East Gate closed, the enemy can not drive straight, beating the stone bowls above Urn will be crashing down, surrounded by soldiers with the archery bow, outside the heavily guarded there, wanted to run all stand it, to become Urn the invasion of the enemy's burial. Why is called the Urn? There is a Chinese proverb, "Wengzhongzhuobie", this small town is like a square urn, so called the Barbican.
Urn on the outside, as well as a city, called East Rochester. Enemy attack Shanhaiguan, East Rochester is a line of defense. Please refer to the direction as I see, this is East Rochester's south wall and north wall. East Rochester in the east, there is an undulating hills, called Huanxiling. There is a joy Heights Erdaogou called tears ditch. Mountain or the mountain, water or the water, why is joy, but also tears it? In the past, the soldiers from the Liaodong or farther back, come to this one hill, one saw the Shanhaiguan, close to home, the heart happy, put here called Huanxiling. From here exit to the distant frontier to be stationed out of Shanhaiguan, this ridge board, seeing farther and farther away from home too, sad heart, sad tears, happy tears Heights there this ditch.
Joy Ridge has a big platform, this is the site of the famous Weiyuan City. Weiyuan City is Shanhaiguan Acropolis, is Shanhaiguan outpost. Sangui is surrendered Regent Dorgon here, so Qingbingruguan's. Chong seventeen years (1644) March 19, the peasant uprising led by Li Zicheng army overthrew the Ming Dynasty, into Beijing. Sangui had stationed Ning (now Xingcheng), early March, thanks to his letters Chongzhen "flat Siberia," the Jazz number, and ordered him to give up Ning, Beijing loyalist, destroy peasant rebel army. Into the way, that the Emperor has been hanged Chongzhen Meishan, Sangui had led the troops to return Shanhaiguan.
Rereading and his advisors have clearly recognized the situation at that time: Shanhaiguan outside is a powerful Qing, and Wu Sangui heroic army, if the side of the Qing Wu Sangui, Dashun farmers will be on a huge threat to the regime ; if Sangui allegiance own, Qing Shanhaiguan is an insurmountable defense. Rereading decided to summon somebody to surrender Sangui.
This time, Sangui is also in the lingering hesitation among: that it be faithful to the Ming Dynasty, Ming Dynasty has collapsed; that it should surrender the Qing, when he was 33-year-old Wu Sangui, "self-less for the side will be" long and clear soldiers fight, deep grudges, until the customs Yashiro lost seven cities, he is still alone, refused to surrender, to surrender now, it is difficult to get the trust of the Qing, not to mention parents three dozen families in Beijing mouth, Once surrendered to the Qing, the consequences could be disastrous; peasant rebel army to surrender it, just into the Jazz to their level Siberia, Pingxi the means to destroy peasant rebel army, blink of an eye, from the wipe into surrender, the bend does not improve; Also, do not know exactly what zicheng attitude. Sangui own destiny in the great turning point of intersection is about to happen, perhaps even he did not know that his decision will affect the entire country's history to.
At that moment, Li Zi Cheng Wu Sangui Monkey sent to carry the edict, the father of Wu Xiang Wu Sangui letters and a lot of money forage, is down Sangui. Come, as long as surrender, "his son Monkey." Sangui accepted the summon somebody to surrender to Shanhaiguan Rereading sent over to the generals, led the troops to Beijing to call on Rereading. April 4, up to today's Lulong (Qinhuangdao Municipality is now leading one of the four counties), west of the River Station, met the family escaped from Beijing, Wu Sangui ask his father's situation, consulting his family: his father has arrested. Sangui did not care, said: This is zicheng force me to surrender to the measures taken, do not worry. Asked his concubine Chen Yuanyuan, the family had to actually say so: Rereading the general Chen Yuanyuan Liu Zongmin has been taken away to occupy. At the same time, Wu Sangui messages sent to Beijing spies his father who also reported: Wu-hsiang stolen goods are being tortured. Father's imprisonment, concubine was robbed, a great insult that Sangui rage, said one: "a real man can not protect a woman, what people see Jesus face." Immediately ordered to return Shanhaiguan, Rereading Liu Zongmin make a clean break from this and become sworn enemy.

= =大哥……

我地个亲妈啊！

真是雷人！

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