英语好的大虾们来帮我把这篇很短的相声翻成英文。。。不要用机器翻。。。先给100分，好的再加100！
B: yeah.
A: have a question always wanted to ask you, I wonder if I can comment?
B: don't mention it, but you asked, but I'm not sure can answer up.
A: very simple.
B: speaking to see.
A: excuse me, in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some.
B: two are idiots also talk about what a smart, is there a difference?
A: of course there is a difference between ah, otherwise why not call into the same.
B: yeah, I think. Idiot, senior idiot, for example say members and senior member, engineers and senior engineer, inspectors and senior inspector, apparently senior than ordinary high a level, so is more stupid than fool senior fool, then, in turn, said some senior idiot clever than is a fool some. Well, my answer: in idiot and advanced
Idiot between these two, stupid smarter some.
A: I think you can't answer? See you so quick answer came out.
B: how, I was clever enough!
A: of course, you are very clever, it seems that you not senior idiot.
B: me? Not senior idiot, am I a fool?
A: you said." I ask is in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some. You say that you are very clever.
B: wait, don't dissent, let me see, my answer is idiot smarter, because I answer the question, so I said I am smart.
A: yeah, stupid smart, you also smart, not equal to you is a fool?
B: wait, let me carefully poured into thinking, because I'm smart, so I know idiot than senior idiot clever, I'm smart, idiot also smart, because I'm smart, so I just fool, how does this word said so difficult?
A: the whole understand?
B: the whole understand, this problem I can't answer, as long as one answer, I is a fool, so I didn't answer, this problem I can't answer up.
A: you can't answer up?
B: yeah.
A: such a simple question, idiot can answer up; you can't answer up,
B: yes, and I couldn't answer simple.
给分
A: today we two meet again.
B: yeah.
A: have a question always wanted to ask you, I wonder if I can comment?
B: don't mention it, but you asked, but I'm not sure can answer up.
A: very simple.
B: speaking to see.
A: excuse me, in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some.
B: two are idiots also talk about what a smart, is there a difference?
A: of course there is a difference between ah, otherwise why not call into the same.
B: yeah, I think. Idiot, senior idiot, for example say members and senior member, engineers and senior engineer, inspectors and senior inspector, apparently senior than ordinary high a level, so is more stupid than fool senior fool, then, in turn, said some senior idiot clever than is a fool some. Well, my answer: in idiot and advanced
Idiot between these two, stupid smarter some.
A: I think you can't answer? See you so quick answer came out.
B: how, I was clever enough!
A: of course, you are very clever, it seems that you not senior idiot.
B: me? Not senior idiot, am I a fool?
A: you said." I ask is in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some. You say that you are very clever.
B: wait, don't dissent, let me see, my answer is idiot smarter, because I answer the question, so I said I am smart.
A: yeah, stupid smart, you also smart, not equal to you is a fool?
B: wait, let me carefully poured into thinking, because I'm smart, so I know idiot than senior idiot clever, I'm smart, idiot also smart, because I'm smart, so I just fool, how does this word said so difficult?
A: the whole understand?
B: the whole understand, this problem I can't answer, as long as one answer, I is a fool, so I didn't answer, this problem I can't answer up.
A: you can't answer up?
B: yeah.
A: such a simple question, idiot can answer up; you can't answer up,
B: yes, and I couldn't answer simple.
A: that you did not fool also stupid, than senior idiot?
B: well, I'm shouldn't take your HuaChaEr.
A: today we two meet again.
B: yeah.
A: have a question always wanted to ask you, I wonder if I can comment?
B: don't mention it, but you asked, but I'm not sure can answer up.
A: very simple.
B: speaking to see.
A: excuse me, in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some.
B: two are idiots also talk about what a smart, is there a difference?
A: of course there is a difference between ah, otherwise why not call into the same.
B: yeah, I think. Idiot, senior idiot, for example say members and senior member, engineers and senior engineer, inspectors and senior inspector, apparently senior than ordinary high a level, so is more stupid than fool senior fool, then, in turn, said some senior idiot clever than is a fool some. Well, my answer: in idiot and advanced
Idiot between these two, stupid smarter some.
A: I think you can't answer? See you so quick answer came out.
B: how, I was clever enough!
A: of course, you are very clever, it seems that you not senior idiot.
B: me? Not senior idiot, am I a fool?
A: you said." I ask is in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some. You say that you are very clever.
B: wait, don't dissent, let me see, my answer is idiot smarter, because I answer the question, so I said I am smart.
A: yeah, stupid smart, you also smart, not equal to you is a fool?
B: wait, let me carefully poured into thinking, because I'm smart, so I know idiot than senior idiot clever, I'm smart, idiot also smart, because I'm smart, so I just fool, how does this word said so difficult?
A: the whole understand?
B: the whole understand, this problem I can't answer, as long as one answer, I is a fool, so I didn't answer, this problem I can't answer up.
A: you can't answer up?
B: yeah.
A: such a simple question, idiot can answer up; you can't answer up,
B: yes, and I couldn't answer simple.
A: that you did not fool also stupid, than senior idiot?
B: well, I'm shouldn't take your HuaChaEr
这是中文的相声，有些是本地话，外语是不能翻译的，但我翻译的语法都是正确的。意思也差不多
A: today we two meet again.
B: yeah.
A: have a question always wanted to ask you, I wonder if I can comment?
B: don't mention it, but you asked, but I'm not sure can answer up.
A: very simple.
B: speaking to see.
A: excuse me, in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some.
B: two are idiots also talk about what a smart, is there a difference?
A: of course there is a difference between ah, otherwise why not call into the same.
B: yeah, I think. Idiot, senior idiot, for example say members and senior member, engineers and senior engineer, inspectors and senior inspector, apparently senior than ordinary high a level, so is more stupid than fool senior fool, then, in turn, said some senior idiot clever than is a fool some. Well, my answer: in idiot and advanced
Idiot between these two, stupid smarter some.
A: I think you can't answer? See you so quick answer came out.
B: how, I was clever enough!
A: of course, you are very clever, it seems that you not senior idiot.
B: me? Not senior idiot, am I a fool?
A: you said." I ask is in idiot and senior idiot between these two, which are relatively clever some. You say that you are very clever.
B: wait, don't dissent, let me see, my answer is idiot smarter, because I answer the question, so I said I am smart.
A: yeah, stupid smart, you also smart, not equal to you is a fool?
B: wait, let me carefully poured into thinking, because I'm smart, so I know idiot than senior idiot clever, I'm smart, idiot also smart, because I'm smart, so I just fool, how does this word said so difficult?
A: the whole understand?
B: the whole understand, this problem I can't answer, as long as one answer, I is a fool, so I didn't answer, this problem I can't answer up.
A: you can't answer up?
B: yeah.
A: such a simple question, idiot can answer up; you can't answer up,
B: yes, and I couldn't answer simple.
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