请帮忙把以下中文翻译成英文（很简单）谢谢~！
2the first one is...then the second one ..and the last one..
3what does....mean.you know it?
4where do you think tom found his apple?
5wish everybody would be happy everyday.
1、今天我要为大家讲3个笑话，它们都很简单……
Today I want to tell you 3 jokes. They are very simple...
2、第一个笑话是……第二个是……第三个是……
The first one is...,the second one is...,the third one is ...,
3、……的意思是什么？What's the meaning of... ?
你知道……的意思是什么吗？ Do you know what ...means?
4、你觉得汤姆是在哪里找到的苹果吗？
Do you where Tom found the apples?
5、我希望每一个人都能天天开心！
I hope that evryone is happy every day.
1.Today I will tell you three jokes, they are all simple.
2.The first one is...the second one is...the third one is...
3. What is the meaning of ...?
Do you know the meaning of...?
4.Do you think where did Tom find the apple?
5.I hope everyone will happy every day.
你觉得汤姆是在哪里找到的苹果吗
where do you think tom found his apple?
剩下的翻译第一个答案做得很好
1 today i will tell three jokes to you ,they are very easy....
the first one is ,AHA.... the second is AHA...
the third is AHA...
what is the meaning of AHA??
you know AHA.... means what?
4 do you think where did Tom found his apple.
5 i hope every one happy every day
呵呵, 中间的语气,大家自己改改就行了,就用的没有意义的词进去就行了,
1.Today I will tell you three jokes, they are all simple.
2.The first one is...the second one is...the third one is...
3. What is the meaning of ...?
Do you know the meaning of...?
4.Do you think where did Tom find the apple?
5.I hope everyone will happy every day.
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