求高手翻译一段文章,尽量像初中生的水平一点,不要用翻译器谢谢
The school bell rings twelve constellations after another came into the classroom. Ready, the teacher began the curriculum.
The first row of students:
Capricorn upright on a seat, seriously really listening to the teacher.
Taurus (fired off letters, frowning): speak slowly, I have not copied the
Virgin Tower, holding the book in one hand raised high.
Teacher: the students of the Virgo, may I ask you?
Virgo: the first question of the teachers, the last a small ask, your answer did not write a full stop.
The second row of students:
Aries (the lazy leaning on the back of a chair, holding a book and pretended very powerful way, not cut, murmured): Well, such a simple question!
Leo (the book fling pleased jump): The teacher I know the answer is 2π
Sagittarius seat is a doll (truancy).
The third row of students:
Scorpio for the window, totally ignoring the presence of the teacher.
Cancer (whisper, cautiously, facing Pisces): I tell you ah, dig treasure price, I just bought a pair of shoes after class to see.
Pisces (tummy there is a no one listening to the Cancer full flight): Oh ... Well ... ah ...
The last row of students:
Gemini concentrate while playing the PSP while the Internet exhilaration.
The Aquarius side of the pencil while wondering to see so and so who's concert.
Libra head buried in books, thinking there are more class.
One day, the twelve constellations of the play is doing at home, a sudden small earthquake interrupted their leisure.
Sagittarius (hastily rushed to the window sill): Well earthquake, run!
Aquarius (happy upside down): Oops earthquake earthquake.
Gemini (white bottle one, pulled out the phone): Ai Ai, you know, we here another earthquake!
Taurus squatting on the treasury of the edge rush to throw money sacks.
Pisces began to cry.
Capricorn (wearing a helmet, pat Pisces): Do not cry Do not cry, or I give you a hat?
Cancer (push hard fast asleep in Leo): get out of bed, earthquakes yeah!
Leo (disdain): What are they afraid, are not seven.
Scorpio sitting in a chair above expressionless look out panic and fled the Aries, Libra scared hand, foot and physical.
Virgo (went to the kitchen, muttered): no leakage of gas ...
Finally, a vacation, twelve constellations went drinking to celebrate private room school in full swing. We all almost had drunk.
Taurus leaning back asleep.
Aries (standing on the couch yelling): another drink! To toast! I would also like to drink!
Gemini (draped over the shoulder of a stranger): Oh man, you Where are you from?
Strangers (surprised): local
Gemini (excited): Ah fellow ah. Hold the hand of a stranger fellow ah, another day out to get together!
Strangers (well-meaning smile): I am sorry, we not familiar with it.
Gemini (laughs): ah right, I am told that there was a place especially comfortable ...
Cancer cry secretly.
Virgo (casually to himself): I told you, man, tall; ah, yes he ah; how do you not understand? (Pointing to the glass) I said, ah, you dwarf fool. (Naqijiubei burst shakes)
Leo (put the glass away from him toss): bastard, ah, I am not satisfied with!
Scorpio (in tears in front of tower cranes): I always remember those things, but how had such a long time, I had almost forgot.
Libra (holding a paper towel and handed Scorpio): Do not cry ah, in the end how ah.
Sagittarius behind pen in Scorpio write or draw.
Aquarius (I do not know where to find another bottle to pour a cup of Capricorn): hey, to try my new modulation salmon juice beer.
Capricorn (panic discourage): does not work, can not drink, the drink will be drunk.
Pisces (standing on the coffee table, his hands to expand): I was a Little Bird, I want to fly but did not fly high! (Sound great)
The twelve signs of life
The school bell rang, twelve constellation gradually came into the classroom. Sit back, the teacher began curriculum.
The first row classmate:
Capricorn the correct seat, serious listening to the teacher.
Taurus (my dissertation, frowned) : speak slowly ah, haven't I finish copy!
Virgo one hand and book, with a high up.
Teacher: virgo classmate, excuse me, is there a problem?
Virgo: teacher, the first topic the last little ask, your answer is not written period.
The second row classmate:
Aries (lazy on the back of the chair, take the books and pretended to be very much appearance, not cutting, low voice mumbling) : come on, so simple of topic!
Leo (the book, happy to throw a jump) : the teacher I know the answer is 2 π
The archer seat is a doll (play truant).
The third row classmate:
Scorpio face out of the window, the existence of the teacher has to ignore.
Cancer (soft-spoken, very carefully, to the Pisces) : I told you ah, draw out treasure and sale, I just bought a pair of shoes, class is over to show you.
Pisces (lay prone to have a not a listen to cancer interposition) : oh...... Well...... ......
In the last row classmate:
Gemini concentration while playing the PSP side Internet fun.
Aquarius side to turn a side contemplating to see who who who's concert.
Libra head buried in books about how call it a day.
One day, the twelve signs at home had are doing sex, a sudden small earthquake interrupted their leisure.
Sagittarius (rushed to the windowsill) : it's not the earthquake, run!
Aquarius (happy to stagger) : gee the earthquake the earthquake.
Gemini (white at the water bottles, took out the phone) : ah ah you know we here again the earthquake!
Taurus hunkered down in the vault of the money went to sack the muddle throw.
Pisces began to cry.
Capricorn (wearing a helmet, clap Pisces) : don't cry, don't cry, or I give your hat?
Cancer (push hard sleep soundly Leo) : get up! The earthquake!
Leo (despise) : what do you fear, and not seven levels.
Scorpio sitting in the chair has no facial expression above to the escape panic at the Aries, day Ping frighten brothers physics.
Virgo (walked into the kitchen, mumbling) : no gas leaks...
Very not easy to have a holiday, the twelve signs they ran to a drink to celebrate, deep-pocketed a buzz. Almost everyone has slightly drunk.
Taurus on back to sleep.
Aries (station on the sofa roar loud) : another cup of! To cheers! I will drink!
Gemini (building to a stranger's shoulder) : oh man, where are you?
Stranger (surprise) : I just local ah
Gemini (excited) : oh villagers ah. (holding the hand of a stranger) villagers ah, another day out. Maybe
Stranger (well-meaning smile) : embarrassed, we still don't know it.
Gemini (laughing) : it's all right ah, I told a local especially satisfied......
Cancer secretly cry.
Virgo (careless to himself) : I told you ah, that's the man, grow high ah; Not yes yeah, him; How do you not understand? (on the glass) I say is he ah, you this short nerd. (had picked up his glass a fierce wave)
Leo (wine glasses are taken away a jilt) : bastard ah, not me!!!!!
Scorpio (tears on a day Ping) : I always remember those things, but how have so long? I was going to forget it.
Day Ping seat (with a paper towel to Scorpio) : don't cry ah, what's going on?
Sagittarius pens in behind you may draw.
Aquarius (do not know from where to find other bottle to Capricorn cup) : ah, try out my new modulation salmon juice beer.
Capricorn (panic dissuade) : no, can't drink, drink again will be drunk.
Pisces (station in tea table, out both hands) : I'm a little bird, I would fly but not flying high! (sound great)
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